Friday 4 September 2015

Triffids

Well, here we are in Melancholy and I have to tell you we have triffids in this town, such dastardly beasts that are unleashed on the god fearing car drivers, these flowers are causing such angst that the good folk of Melancholy demand there removal from railings.

Melancholy's very own Bermuda triangle a roundabout so hazardous some describe like it as a tad dangerous, these voluptuous blooms so dastardly, lead the unsuspected motorist to lose their normal sense of danger into a coma type sleep walk, there only one solution, these triffids have to be culled, our fearless warriors moved like a gazelle and these triffids had gone.

Now these triffids are only on three sides of this Bermuda site, once again proving only in a town called Melancholy